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Really Hollywood is this necessary or is this Apple’s fault? I know this movie is going to be the biggest thing since the release of the home-microwave but come on this is ridiculous, a countdown to a teaser trailer?

How long is this thing going to be, 15 seconds MAYBE 30, and what are you going to show? I’ll tell you, the trailer will start with loud classical music cue’s then lots of flashes & fades & silhouettes of characters, reverberated bass drum drops and then the big finish…a freak’n swooping logo that pulses with a corny ass “release” date below it. Then immediately after that crap a title card will display with a list of all the people that will retire from the profit sharing they will have received from contract negotiations.

Hardly enough worth a countdown clock to see in my opinion, but hey I’ll still sit my happy ass in that seat Friday in the IMAX theater-since I was exclusively chosen to screen it-watching what SHOULD have been the “countdown” worthy content in the first place.

UPDATE: Watch teaser trailer HERE.

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